This crewneck sweatshirt is stitched ode to drive-thru damnation—a grotesque burger oozingglow-in-the-dark “cheese”and writhing with demonic pickles, embroidered in 12,000+ stitches of cursed thread. For those who laugh at food trends and side-eye their midnight snacks.
✨Why This Sweatshirt is a Happy Meal Gone Wrong:
✅Possessed Patty: A sentient burger with “haunted sauce” (metallic blood-red thread), “radioactive lettuce” (glow-in-the-dark green), and a patty stitched with3D looped texturesthat mimic…movement.
✅Ethical Gluttony: OEKO-TEX® dyes, 100% organic cotton, and 10% donated tofood banks(fighting real hunger with fictional curses).
✅Inclusive Mayhem (S-L): Relaxed crewneck fit with brushed fleece lining, ribbed cuffs for fry-gripping comfort, andno hood—because curses don’t need hiding.
Only 15 Exist—Order Now or Risk Eternal Craving. 🍟 Tag #BurgerHexTales to share your cursed cravings
