Gnome Pumpkin Sweatshirt, Hoodie & Jute Tote ｜Embroidered Dubai Dirt-Dreamers ｜ Small Batch Soil Rebels

🧙♂️ WHEN GNOMES PLANT PUNK ROCK IN PUMPKIN PATCHES…

For shovel-wielding poets and sidewalk-soil outlaws—meet Gnome Pumpkin. A love letter to crooked stems and stolen sunshine, hand-stitched in Dubai with fiery gourds, moss-bearded gnomes, and vine-choked threads. Wear your underground allegiance like dirt under diamonds.

✨ THE "SUBVERSIVE SPROUTS" TRIO:

🎃 SWEATSHIRT
Stonewashed Cotton ｜ Mulch-Minded Cozy
“7k stitches of guerrilla gratitude”
(Chest embroidery: gnome winking beside a lopsided pumpkin + wild tendrils)

🌱 HOODIE
Spiced-Cider Fleece ｜ Midnight-Seeding Armor
“For smuggling dandelions into parking lots”

🪴 JUTE TOTE
Sturdy Eco-Jute ｜ Contraband Compost Tote
“Hauls heirloom seeds & anti-lawn manifestos” 

✊ JOIN THE UNDERGROUND!
GEAR UP: SWEATSHIRT, HOODIE, OR REBEL TOTE.
FUEL A DUBAI SEED-BOMBER → SHOP GNOME PUMPKIN

P.S. Tag #GnomeAnarchy—featured earth-raiders get our ‘Zucchini Insurrection’ planting zine! 

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