Pumpkin Patch Rebels Sweatshirt, Hoodie & Jute Tote ｜Embroidered Dubai Grit ｜ Crooked, Rotting & Radically Real Gourds

🎃 WHEN PUMPKINS REFUSE TO BE MANICURED…

For lovers of lopsided legends and gracefully rotting gourds—our Pumpkin Patch Rebels collection screams authentic autumn. Hand-stitched in Dubai with cranberry-stitched curves, wild vines, and defiantly crooked stems. No two alike—because nature scoffs at perfection.

✨ THE "UNFILTERED HARVEST" TRIO:

🧡 SWEATSHIRT
Stonewashed Cotton ｜ Orchard-Stained Cozy
“7k stitches of feral gratitude”
(Chest embroidery: your pumpkin vision—solitary, piled, or mid-rot)

🍂 HOODIE
Spiced-Cider Fleece ｜ Cider-Soaked Armor
“For apple-picking anarchists & porch-lurking philosophers”

🪵 JUTE TOTE
Sturdy Eco-Jute ｜ Rebel Harvest Hauler
“Carries pumpkins, protest signs, and the weight of realness” 

🍁 JOIN THE PATCH REBELLION!
PICK YOUR FIGHTWEAR: SWEATSHIRT, HOODIE, OR REBEL TOTE.
FUEL A DUBAI UNDERGROUND HARVEST → SHOP PUMPKIN PATCH REBELS

P.S. Tag #RealGourdEnergy—featured radicals get our ‘Spiced Dirt’ loose-leaf tea recipe! 

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